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Oct. 16th, 2008

Cool

Moving

I'm going to migrate to WordPress for a while.... Come and see me if you're interested.

Oct. 11th, 2008

blah

Um...

I'm confused. Why would you post yourself on an online dating site saying "I'm just looking for a friend."  Generally speaking, wouldn't those who peruse *dating* sites be more interested in *more* than friends?

I don't get it.

I know. You're all surprised.  :p

Oct. 3rd, 2008

bitchbots

The Obligatory Palin-Biden Post


All right.  I will concede that entered the debate Thursday night already liking Biden, adn already pretty much disgusted with Palin.  So homophily decrees that what I saw would reinforce my predispositions, so bear with me.

That bitch got spanked.

I've been reading reports and reviews all day long that say "Sarah Palin held her own" and "Sarah Palin avoided a disasterous gaffe" or "She did a damn fine job not getting eaten alive by Joe Biden."  The praise has been glowing and the pundits have been declaring it an equal match.

O.o  WTF?

All right, she didn't flee screaming from the stage.  But people seemed to be so sure that she'd make an ass out of herself that they're praising her for "holding her own."  Horseshit.  "Holding her own" should be the minimum expectation--this woman is a candidate for Vice-President of these United States.  And while she 'held her own' against Biden, from what I saw that was because Joe wasn't interested in taking any shots at her.  He was after McCain.

You can read the transcrips or watch the videos.  When I say "the bitch got spanked" I'm speaking about her answers to the questions posed in a debate.  A debate is not a speaking engagement.  A debate is not an address.  A debate is a meeting where you ANSWER the questions given you.  And she did not.

I will give the woman full props for her preparation.  The speaking points they gave her to talk about were well-articulated and she seemed to recall them pefectly.  The problem, however, is that she often ignored the questions to get to her speaking points.  Biden set the tone with the first question, when he began by listing off McCain's statements by date.  He started a debate that should have been detail-driven, fact-based (or so far as can be expected), and poignant.  Palin first response was lackluster and full of the craven generalities that her party seems to expect her to mouth in order to assure "average" Americans that she's just like them.  Very light on details.  Very light on substance.  Heavy on rhetoric.

Blah.

For myself, by forty minutes in I was praying Biden would take the bait and just tear the harridan a new one.  A number of my acquaintances have labled him smug, saying "he was smirking at her, the superior son of a bitch."  Well, so what--in the arena of that debate, he was superior to her.  His answers were almost uniformly of substance and backed with seeming knowledge on the subject.  Palin's responses were couched in "Aw, shucks" nonsense and a smile.  I kept thinking "I'm seeing George Bush convincing us all with a smile that bullshit does indeed flow uphill."

I dislike many of Obama-Biden's positions on a number of issues, just as I dislike a number of McCain/Palin positions.  What I like about Obama and Biden, however, is that I don't feel like they're smiling through their teeth at me, expecting the dumb hicks to respond to folksy bullshit and fall into line.  They may come off smug at times, and a sense of entitlement does often run through Obama's and Biden's addresses, but I'm all right with that.  I expect well-educated (Obama) and experienced (Biden) people to have a sense of entitlement.  I'm fairly well-educated, and I damn well have a sense of entitlement.  I didn't mortgage my brain and spend all those years in colleges to be "just like everyone else."

McCain and Palin seem to want to convince me that "they're just like me, with the same concerns and the same values" and that makes them qualified to run the country.  Well, call me silly, but that's horseshit. I don't want anyone like me running the country.  I know--without hesitation--that I don't know shit about running a country.  Why in the names of Zeus' butthole would I want someone like me in charge?
 
Palin mouthing horseshit platitudes like "...the great American worker, the backbone of the economy and the country..." makes me sick to my stomach.  She's not saying anything more special than "We know there's a lot of you out there that think smart people are assholes, that intellectualism is bad for you, and that will vote for whomever gives you that 'damn right, sister' gut feeling at the bar after six Bud Lights" and hoping that actual thought and debate will not occur.

After eight years of watching George Bush stumble his way through the simplest of sentences and talking down to smart people because they can't couch intelligence in down-on-the-farm horseshit, do we really want another executive incapable of forming an original functional sentence in front of the television?

Sep. 27th, 2008

strangle

DamnitalltoHell


People need to stop dying.

Sep. 24th, 2008

completely shallow

Ugh

I am exhausted.

In the last four days I've copyedited about 370,000 words (very light copyedit, errors in format only), written about 6,000 words, redirected seven stories into-outof-around certain parts of the BattleCorps production pipeline, and eaten three pizzas.  And watched a bit of TV and movies...

"My Best Friend's Girl" is hilarious, if you're the sort of shallow prick that I am and men acting the asshole amuse you.  I laughed so hard I nearly peed, if that helps at all.

"The Mentalist" on CBS? was quite entertaining, following NCIS.

I'm going to pass out now.  Cheers!

Sep. 15th, 2008

Make the Plot

WIP

Only a little more work added today... I'm rusty, tired, sore, and pissed off.  The prose was getting ugly, so I had to stop.

"The Blood of Liberty"

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Sep. 13th, 2008

great shit!

Tropic Thunder

If you haven't seen Tropic Thunder yet, go now.  Close the browser, put your pants on, and go to the theatre.  And prepare to laugh.

Sep. 12th, 2008

Talking about Sluts

...

Why is it, when I do have the irrational urge to date, I'm surrounded by women a decade younger than I am?  I mean, don't get me wrong. Twenty-one-ish girls are hawt... and some of them look at me the right way...

... but then they talk.

*sigh*

I think the word I'm looking for here is 'vapid.'

Sep. 11th, 2008

act gay

Userpic says...

... but in this case, I'm pushing it.

I've got a serious jones to go clothes shopping.  Like, serious.  Like I want to call in sick to work tomorrow and drive to Indy for the huge malls and the Nordstroms and the Bannana Republic and the fantabulous gray stone chinos I saw in an ad today while I was eating my frou-frou Italian lunch and flirting with the waitress...

Dear gods... at least it was a waitress.

Okay. I may need help.
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Sep. 8th, 2008

act gay

Politics


Okay... first, unless you're a diehard Republican (and in that case, please--go die, hard) go read Scalzi.  Then, when you're finished laughing and coming back to reality, perhaps you'll come back.

I've done a tiny bit of research.  I've also watched a couple newsclips, seen some interviews.  And regarding Sarah Palin, I'm still left with a single, solitary thought about her status as the GOP vice-presidential candidate.

Who?

Then I watched the nomination acceptance speech again.  And I thought about Republicans. And Fox News.  And I thought about how stupid politics really is in this county.  I mean, ten minutes about John McCain's heroism and patriotism--and, the man's politics aside, he *is* a hero and a patriot, and I give him all due respect for those aspects--and about her family.  How sweet.  She has kids.  And a Down's baby, which I'm sure is stone bitch and she gets my sympathy for.  But COME ON!  How ingratiating can one woman be?  You can boil the whole speech down to "Don't worry, whoever you are, man or woman, adult or child, dog or cat--I'm just like you!  And since my party doesn't have fuck-all to say about policy, I'm just going to remind you that I'm just like you, and how much of a hero you are in your own life, so you'll have shiny happy feelings in the polling booth when you remind just how much like you I really am."

You know what? I don't want the leaders of my country to be just like me.  I am patently unfit to rule a country.  I am far too self-centered, vain, and egotistical for that.  I wouldn't hesitate AT ALL to annex nice places like Turks and Caicos and kick Southern California the hell out of the Union. Also, it'd be Iraqiana and we'd just keep it.  See?  You don't want your president to be like me.

The GOP has had eight years.  And I don't know ANYONE who can say that the last eight years were better than the previous eight.  And, for Christ's sake, I hated Bill Clinton!  It'd be nice if we somehow got out of this retarded hatred for smart people, people who aren't trying to be your friend, and tried something new.  I don't have Obamarama.  I'm not a cultist.  But I'm ready for something--anything--different.

I don't want the president to be my friend.  I don't want the president to be just like me. I don't want to relate to him on a deep personal level.  Whether or not he or she and I have the same tractor, or wear the same tie, or both have kids with two left feet, or whatever--none of that shit matters A WHIT to running the country.  I want someone smarter than me, with bigger ideas than me.  I want someone who can roll out a plan for something, whereupon he'll finish and I'll say "Damn, that's a good idea. I hope it works."

Most of all I want honesty.  Or at least the appearance of it.  Everyone lies.  House is right.  Everyone.  But after eigtht years of Dubya, I don't trust the GOP to turn food into shit.
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